Arabian Days

Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz.
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!
Consul: Man? isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.
Consul: Oh? dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!